How did you present yourself to the little foam knights? Not that they didn't deserve whatever they got, but the point is did you or did you not deceive them about your intentions in joining their board?
LOL that's your big call-out? The Foam Knights? El. Em. Ay. Oh.
I swear the next time I see you give an educated opinion on something you actually know anything about and aren't talking directly from your ass, it'll be the first time. You don't have the slightest idea what went down at Ootikof, near as I remember you never even posted there. But for the record, I joined that board for exactly the reasons stated. I liked Gear's style, and Vit's, when they invaded, so I followed them back for a laugh and as unofficial TK diplomatic envoy. It's only right to make a return visit after all, and Gear specifically requested smart people with social malcontent issues. You don't qualify. Not by half.
The true beauty of the Ootikof destruction was that I never had to lift a finger. They invited the Nosferatu in through the damn window knowing full well what big teeth I had. Hell, look at the name of the damn board. It ain't called Polite Conversation Kingdom, sweetie. I told them who I was. I told them why I was there. I even told them it was a bad idea to give me keys to the mod panel. I warned them repeatedly that they should not trust outsiders, especially ones with troll blood pumping in their veins. But like most people wrapped up in themselves, the foam knights were arrogant and felt they could handle it, and me.
And the real irony? All I did was whisper sweet nothings to them until they drove themselves crazy jumping at shadows. I never had to mod a single thread or panel, alter a post, lock a thread, or abuse their trust in any way. I was Hannibal Lecter slowly talking his cellmates into swallowing their own tongues, simply by reminding them of the fractures in their walls until they brought the whole castle down around their heads in an effort to "fix" the gaps. I saw a simmering shit stew and turned the heat up a little, then stirred it until it reached a rolling boil. And told them what I was doing the entire time. The foam knights decided the best way to react was to torch the place. Nice work.
And for the record; I'm still interacting with the people I went over there to interact with, just at a different board. They've given me similar powers and by extension the trust that I won't abuse that privilege. So I guess maybe my honor is intact after all, huh?
Don't call me a liar again. I take strong exception to it.
