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ethnic integration in US cities.

she's neither. You just can't stand being inferior to a female and so you take to your only weapon, insults, because your brains wouldn't suffice in a contest with hers.

I was looking for a polite way to say mind your business and stfu but there isn't one. Eloisel is a meanspirited old bigot who choses to despise people based solely on their race and spoken language. She hides this bigotry behind a thin veneer of gentility and southern charm, but as with any antique if you scratch the surface the woodrot becomes evident.

As for me, I am a right smart funny bastard. That's not one description, it's four. Most of the time, I try for the third, with an idiot like Eloisel I go toward one and two. But for special cases only the fourth me will suffice. A person has to earn "bastard Donovan". I expect Eloisel will figure that out forthwith.

As for females and inferiority: I would be happy, indeed fucking esctatic, to find a female superior to me, or even equal in maybe half a dozen aspects or so. Hasn't happened yet. Most are deeply flawed, troubled and emotional wrecks who grasp at tiny things in their lives to control because the big picture is far beyond them.

I hold out hope that these are the only females I meet due to some flaw in myself that keeps me LOOKING for that type. Lord knows I have plenty of broken parts of my own to deal with. You can't ALL be emotional disaster areas. Can you?
 
I was looking for a polite way to say mind your business and stfu but there isn't one. Eloisel is a meanspirited old bigot who choses to despise people based solely on their race and spoken language. She hides this bigotry behind a thin veneer of gentility and southern charm, but as with any antique if you scratch the surface the woodrot becomes evident.

As for me, I am a right smart funny bastard. That's not one description, it's four. Most of the time, I try for the third, with an idiot like Eloisel I go toward one and two. But for special cases only the fourth me will suffice. A person has to earn "bastard Donovan". I expect Eloisel will figure that out forthwith.

As for females and inferiority: I would be happy, indeed fucking esctatic, to find a female superior to me, or even equal in maybe half a dozen aspects or so. Hasn't happened yet. Most are deeply flawed, troubled and emotional wrecks who grasp at tiny things in their lives to control because the big picture is far beyond them.

I hold out hope that these are the only females I meet due to some flaw in myself that keeps me LOOKING for that type. Lord knows I have plenty of broken parts of my own to deal with. You can't ALL be emotional disaster areas. Can you?

Yes they can.

That's why 'no' almost always means 'yes'. You know, gain the moral high ground that is a wimpered 'nay' stated whilst peering down the line of the nose. And at the same time striking the crumpled pose of the poor creature forced to perform dark obscenities against it's will. At the same time suffering the deep thirst that is the flesh seeking it's fill. Requiring satisfaction but driven by pathological contridiction.

Care to speculate on what sort of creature is left when this construct collapses or fails to fulfill?

It's sickness and feeding in the same sad beast. It's the 'modern' way.
 
I was looking for a polite way to say mind your business and stfu but there isn't one. Eloisel is a meanspirited old bigot who choses to despise people based solely on their race and spoken language. She hides this bigotry behind a thin veneer of gentility and southern charm, but as with any antique if you scratch the surface the woodrot becomes evident.

As for me, I am a right smart funny bastard. That's not one description, it's four. Most of the time, I try for the third, with an idiot like Eloisel I go toward one and two. But for special cases only the fourth me will suffice. A person has to earn "bastard Donovan". I expect Eloisel will figure that out forthwith.

As for females and inferiority: I would be happy, indeed fucking esctatic, to find a female superior to me, or even equal in maybe half a dozen aspects or so. Hasn't happened yet. Most are deeply flawed, troubled and emotional wrecks who grasp at tiny things in their lives to control because the big picture is far beyond them.

I hold out hope that these are the only females I meet due to some flaw in myself that keeps me LOOKING for that type. Lord knows I have plenty of broken parts of my own to deal with. You can't ALL be emotional disaster areas. Can you?

Holy shit, I was just about to give you positive karma for your first two paragraphs, but then you hopped on the crazy train to Misogynyville.
 
You only do it because you're an emotional wreck though, right? Your psyche has been so damaged by being a woman that you have to take your revenge on males, everywhere.
 
Yes and I am a horny kinky bitch, no wait those are my best qualities, that is me being humble. I need my "fill" yes. Please. Hang on, I have to go rearange my lady bug collection.
 
SAUSAGEMAN: Number one with a bullet for "worst post I've read on TK."

Now we're getting somewhere.

That might be the nicest thing anyone has said to me in TK thusfar.

Anybody ever tell you you got a purdy mouth?
 
Holy shit, I was just about to give you positive karma for your first two paragraphs, but then you hopped on the crazy train to Misogynyville.

Read it again, then. I didn't say all women were emotional wrecks, just every one I seem to find myself with. And yeah, I do think it might be a flaw in my guidance system. Either the good ones see me coming a mile away and hightail it, or they're busy trying to figure out why THEY always pick the wrong fucking one.

Either way, it was a direct response to the militant lesbian female superiority horseshit TCON posted--the fight's commenced; get shooting or get the fuck out.
 
Ahhh. So that's how you knew where Misogynyville is.

Thomas the Rape Engine will take you there.

Sounds like the sausage has internal issues of his own. I never brought up rape, I just pointed out that most of the women I've been involved with had serious emotional and control issues, and I wondered aloud if it was a dominant trait or just years of conditioning based on the dictates of a male dominated culture?
 
I would be happy, indeed fucking esctatic, to find a female superior to me, or even equal in maybe half a dozen aspects or so. Hasn't happened yet. [...]
due to some flaw in myself that keeps me LOOKING for that type.
I recommend glasses. There are quite a few females here who are at least equal to you. (From which cathegory I explicitly exclude myself. If I were equal to you I'd propably start drinking to numb the pain)
 
As for females and inferiority: I would be happy, indeed fucking esctatic, to find a female superior to me, or even equal in maybe half a dozen aspects or so. Hasn't happened yet. Most are deeply flawed, troubled and emotional wrecks who grasp at tiny things in their lives to control because the big picture is far beyond them.

I hold out hope that these are the only females I meet due to some flaw in myself that keeps me LOOKING for that type. Lord knows I have plenty of broken parts of my own to deal with. You can't ALL be emotional disaster areas. Can you?

Your picker is broken.

Why look for someone who is equal or superior or whatever? Why not just look for someone you enjoy hanging out with?

Your glasses are wrong Donovan.
 
I recommend glasses. There are quite a few females here who are at least equal to you. (From which cathegory I explicitly exclude myself. If I were equal to you I'd propably start drinking to numb the pain)

Yeah well, missmanners won't give me her address so I'm fucked. Besides, internet romances are tough to make work.

At any rate, don't be so thinskinned, you and sausage both misread that to mean I don't think any women are my equal or superior. What I said was, something in my nature keeps driving me to pick deeply flawed women to be attracted to. I believe I called it a personal flaw. Are you people so jaded you don't recognize an introspective moment when you see one?
"The unexamined life is not worth living." Socrates said that, and it holds up pretty well after several thousand years.
 
Your picker is broken.

Why look for someone who is equal or superior or whatever? Why not just look for someone you enjoy hanging out with?

Your glasses are wrong Donovan.

That's pretty much what I was trying to say. Not every one of the 3 billion women on the planet can possibly be flawed in exactly the same way, ergo I got radar that draws me to them and vice versa. It ain't my picker, it's my pricker. He keeps pointing at the wrong broads...
 
Tell me Donovan, when you fantasize about missmanners are you poking her in the mouth from between her titties or are you poking her out of the mouth from the bootyhole. I've got to know Donovan, I've really got to know :)
 
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