Donovan
beer, I want beer
she's neither. You just can't stand being inferior to a female and so you take to your only weapon, insults, because your brains wouldn't suffice in a contest with hers.
I was looking for a polite way to say mind your business and stfu but there isn't one. Eloisel is a meanspirited old bigot who choses to despise people based solely on their race and spoken language. She hides this bigotry behind a thin veneer of gentility and southern charm, but as with any antique if you scratch the surface the woodrot becomes evident.
As for me, I am a right smart funny bastard. That's not one description, it's four. Most of the time, I try for the third, with an idiot like Eloisel I go toward one and two. But for special cases only the fourth me will suffice. A person has to earn "bastard Donovan". I expect Eloisel will figure that out forthwith.
As for females and inferiority: I would be happy, indeed fucking esctatic, to find a female superior to me, or even equal in maybe half a dozen aspects or so. Hasn't happened yet. Most are deeply flawed, troubled and emotional wrecks who grasp at tiny things in their lives to control because the big picture is far beyond them.
I hold out hope that these are the only females I meet due to some flaw in myself that keeps me LOOKING for that type. Lord knows I have plenty of broken parts of my own to deal with. You can't ALL be emotional disaster areas. Can you?