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Everything is FUCKING PISSING ME OFF today.

BlazerBoy

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And I don't know why. I think its a mixture of sleep deprivation and drugs, maybe. GOD DAMMIT ALL TO FUCKING HELL!
 
You need some sleep. Would it help if I got naked and slipped into bed with you? I'm told I'm quite nice to cuddle with, and I do have a nice, warm, soft body. You'd fall asleep like a baby in no time. Then everything would be fine when you woke up. ;)
 
Completely understand the feeling! I get that way sometimes too, and I don't have sleep deprivation or drugs to use as an excuse. It's just me being me. With time, it will pass.
 
Yeah, that pissed me off royally too.

I suggest everyone who just posted in ths thread get naked and cuddle with me under the covers to asuage my PISSED OFF-ness.
 
You know how close I am to packing a bag? I'm pretty emo(tional) right now and need a cuddle.

You'd have to meet me at the airport though, I still don't have a valid driver's license (OMG I PISSED HIM OFF AGAIN FIRE IN THE HOLE)

;)
 
BlazerBoy said:
Yeah, that pissed me off royally too.

I suggest everyone who just posted in ths thread get naked and cuddle with me under the covers to asuage my PISSED OFF-ness.

See, I knew it would help! :D
 
You don't have a drivers liscence, Eggs? You might have told me that before, but I forgot. That fucking PISSES ME OFF so much because I got my liscence when I was 16 and couldn't live without it.

Drivers Liscence = Sex away from home anytime you want!

Speaking of which, I am so unbelivably horny right now, I'm about to lick the paint off of these depressing white walls in this freaking dorm. Oh wait...this is in the wrong thread, isn't it? GOD THAT PISSES ME OFF! UUUNNNGGGHHH111!!
 
No, it's the right thread. The other one is for when you're NOT horny.

And I used to have a license, but living in NY you just don't need a car, in fact it's a handicap unless you're rich enough to garage it (almost as much as a 2nd apratment). So my license expired and I haven't been in a hurry to renew it. When someone needs valid ID I just show them my passport.

I'm still cuddly without a car... :(
 
Fuck that. You should move out to Santa Monica with me in a little garden estate by the hills. Then we could have Menty bring the CAR around whenver we needed to nip up to the jail to pay Wacky's bail for him.
 
On alternating weeks we'd be bailing out tmm and NC, of course...

Menty as our chauffeur? Man, we're gonna have to pay him thru the roof to put up with us leering bitches :twisted:
 
Jesus, do I know about being pissed off. Especially today. I'm so mad I could shit razor blades and laugh.
 
HEY GANG, JACK'S HERE TO MAKE IT ALL ABOUT HIM! HI JACK, PULL UP A CHAIR AND WE'LL THROW PEANUTS WHILE YOU SLOWLY IMPLODE FOR US!!!

:bigass: :bill: :hh: :sarek: :TITTIES: (oh wait there isn't one for that yet)
 
No no, Jack is perfect. I need jack here to FUCKING PISS ME OFF MORE SO THAT I EXPLODE ALL OVER THE PLACE LIKE A TRIGGER-HAPPY PORNSTAR.

Wow, all this shouting is getting tiring. PISSES ME OFF.
 
NOBODY can be pissed off but ME. All of you fucking piss me off trying to be as pissed off as me. Nobody can be me BUT me. :extremely pissed now:
 
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