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Everything is FUCKING PISSING ME OFF today.

Let's pretend we have our own Fan Series underway and that it will be an ALL-GHEY Star Trek and go into exquisite detail about every gay moment we plan on filming. Poor BB will be torn between love and duty! Which will win?!?
 
STAR TREK: THE WRATH OF KHOCK :shock:
STAR TREK: THE FINAL FROTTAGE
STAR TREK: THE UNDISCOVERED PROSTATE
STAR TREK: THE LOTION DICKTURE
STAR TREK: DADDY/TWINK GENERATIONS
STAR TREK: MY FIRST CONTACT
STAR TREK: 10INCH ERECTION
STAR TREK: THE BOYS ARE HOME
STAR TREK: NEMESIS (that one sucked so much it doesn't deserve a porn parody)

I'm flashing back to that TNG thread I started about 4 years ago...wish someone had a copy...
 
T'BONZ: Sigh. What's the matter with you? You let those idiots run amok with their supposed "GAY TREK" idea. You KNOW they were just trolling!
BB: I know. I'm sorry! It just seemed so convincing...
T'BONZ: LOL! You just got carried away by the sex stuff.
BB: What can I say? I was horny and pissed off. They hit all the right buttons.
T'BONZ: You should know better. You're a mod, and that means something, dammit! It's a calling, a most holy calling, one that goes beyond sex or sexual preference!
BB: Yes...
T'BONZ: The very idea, that two morons like Eggs and Shatna could pull off a fan Trek series!
BB: Did you know they were considering you for the role of the evil Romulan Commander?
T'BONZ: LOL! Uh... really?
BB: Yep. She's gonna swoop down on the Starship Stonewall and catch them unawares because the crew is all making out and flirting and stuff.
T'BONZ: She's not gay or anything, is she?
BB: Nope! That's why she's the villain.
T'BONZ: So how much do they need to get started?!?
 
You need some sleep. Would it help if I got naked and slipped into bed with you? I'm told I'm quite nice to cuddle with, and I do have a nice, warm, soft body. You'd fall asleep like a baby in no time. Then everything would be fine when you woke up.
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Look, nobody with other options wants to get in bed with a used up old woman. Quit trying to force yourself on people.
 
Oh good grief, grow up!
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Posting pathetic sexual fantasies online is not the mark of a grown up, my dear. That kind of thing might be loads of fun for horny thirteen year olds, but grown ups can have sex with real people. That's right, my dear, real people! Try it sometime, and spare us your desperate come-ons.
 
WordInterrupted said:
Posting pathetic sexual fantasies online is not the mark of a grown up, my dear. That kind of thing might be loads of fun for horny thirteen year olds, but grown ups can have sex with real people. That's right, my dear, real people! Try it sometime, and spare us your desperate come-ons.
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Wordin, how do you ever take a shit with your ass puckered that tight?
 
And people say there's nothing to be greatful for.
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I'm glad you're greatful to me. I knew you'd come around. Just quit acting like a sex-starved hussy, blend into the background, and we probably won't even notice you. It'll work out just fine.
 
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