Everything is FUCKING PISSING ME OFF today.

[jack]

I had a good day actuLLY, and as soon as I get home I'm going to drink mulled raspberry mimosas and make the most EXCELLENT CHRISTMAS CARDS YOU'D EWVER WISH TO RECEIVE/

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Did I just drive off 2 people in one day?

You'd think VKDickwad had hijacked my account or something. And my horoscpoe today said I was going to be completely charming and engaging to whoever I came across.

Now I just need someone to come across. ZING SEXJOKE LOL FAP

 

[jack]

i SECRETLY LOVE YOU ALL

 

[BlazerBoy]

I LOVE YOU ALL TOO.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*Throws a peanut*

 

[jack]

OWCH!!!!! That fucking HURT!

 

[BlazerBoy]

Please put your nuts away.

 

[jack]

I want to sell something on eBay

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

How about your account?

 

[BlazerBoy]

They don't allow childrens toys on there like that.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Even ebay, which sold a grilled cheese sandwich with the face of the Virgin Mary on it, has standards.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So, what drugs?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Not good weed, I would bet.

 

[BlazerBoy]

A litle of EVERYTHING!

I didn't ask.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*Throws some roofies*

 

[jack]

STOP THROWING SHIT AT ME

 

[Shatna]

This must be jack's Xmas present to me!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*Throws Scotch tape*

TAKETHAT YOU FUCKING SCOT BASTARDS!!!!

 

[Shatna]

Let's go troll Fan Films.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

First someone has to post there.