Captain Jack
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Fuckwit.
Troll Kingdom
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Captain Jack
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EI and TK are different boards. It's a level playing field. You've fucked with a place I enjoy. Now I'm going to fuck with you. Fundamental, but effective.
Captain Jack
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Oh, no. That isn't.
A Karas said:
LOL. You've picked the wrong board to do that on.
Your shouting into the wind here. The more you act like a tough guy here, and the more you act like the weenie at EI, the more we see you as the fake you are.
You were better off sticking to attacking us at EI, instead of doing the "woe is me" crap. At least it wouldn't seem like you were a weenie, like it does now.
Captain Jack
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EI has my respect. You don't. You've lost it. And I know you don't care. So, I don't either. I've got my list of fuckwits. And, congratulations, you're on it. 
I admire VKD than I do you. A lot more.
I admire VKD than I do you. A lot more.
Captain Jack
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Blah, blah, blah. I haven't even done anything yet.
Captain Jack
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Enjoy it while you can.
A Karas said:EI has my respect. You don't. You've lost it. And I know you don't care. So, I don't either. I've got my list of fuckwits. And, congratulations, you're on it.
I admire VKD than I do you. A lot more.
You know, you telling me that really breaks me up. Seriously. I might have to cry myself to sleep tonight.
OK, Maybe not.
Captain Jack
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Pathetic. 
Utahraptor
TK addict
"Fuckwit" is my word! Everyone but me stop using it! 
issed:
Or am I also A Karas? It's hard keeping track of my duals.
issed:Or am I also A Karas? It's hard keeping track of my duals.
Enkephalen
My Stars!
An open love letter to TK:
I just wanted to say a few things here about how much I love this place and you guys. I've tried and tried to get you to see things my way, because my way is the right way, the only way. You know that don't you? You know how much time I spend in the only place I can call home, the only place that will accept me for the way I think you want me to be? It scares me to think that I'm losing my home. So please, everyone, please just listen to me! Stop feeding the troll!! Just say no to feeding the troll. If you don't stop feeding the troll our board is going to implode. This used to be such a great place, I was so happy here, and now it's all gone bad, and everyone has bad feelings, and I feel so bad, and I'm sure you all feel so bad and helpless too. Please ban me because I can't stop posting posts trying to fix things. I just want us all to get along, is that so much to ask for? Why won't you guys listen to me?! I post and post all day long and no one listens to me. Can't you understand that I'm trying to save our wonderful board from the troll. Can't you see that I'm here to help you? If only you would listen to my words of wisdom, feel the love, feel my need to be needed, to be loved in return, to have you all make me one of you: a moderator or administrator. Heck, I'll even settle for watchdog because I'm so hypervigilant just like Scraps the dog I used to have this one time, and I loved him so much too, just like I love you guys, but he ran away one day, now I hate him and I wish I could. . .uh, forget I said that. . . just so I can be close to you guys who have all the power and I can feel that I am a bigger part of this place that I love so much. Haven't I proved to you guys how loyal and friendly I am? I want to be your friend, your confidante, your trusted advisor, your stalwart shoulder to lean on in times of danger like when you feed the troll - 'cuz it scares me when your attention is diverted from me to the troll. Then I think these thoughts that you love the troll more than me. Please, listen to me! Trust me, I know what's best for the board and for you. Just listen to my voice, so calming, so reasonable, so sensible, so gentle, so loving. Stay away from the troll, don't listen to the troll. I am your only friend. You can trust me. I'll always be right here for you every day without fail, and I'll always post in each and every thread everywhere on the board just so you know how much I love you guys and how much I want to be accepted -- until I'm not and I get angry and I call you bad names and I think bad thoughts and then all I want is to hound your every step and show my rage. But my rage voice is quiet now, I keep the bad voice under control. You don't have to worry about my bad thoughts, or my rage voice because I like you, for now, and I just have your best interests at heart because I alone know what's best for you and for this board. I just want everything to go back to the way it was when I was happy. Okay? OKAY?! You don't want me to think my bad thoughts do you?
Love and kisses,
AKrass
I just wanted to say a few things here about how much I love this place and you guys. I've tried and tried to get you to see things my way, because my way is the right way, the only way. You know that don't you? You know how much time I spend in the only place I can call home, the only place that will accept me for the way I think you want me to be? It scares me to think that I'm losing my home. So please, everyone, please just listen to me! Stop feeding the troll!! Just say no to feeding the troll. If you don't stop feeding the troll our board is going to implode. This used to be such a great place, I was so happy here, and now it's all gone bad, and everyone has bad feelings, and I feel so bad, and I'm sure you all feel so bad and helpless too. Please ban me because I can't stop posting posts trying to fix things. I just want us all to get along, is that so much to ask for? Why won't you guys listen to me?! I post and post all day long and no one listens to me. Can't you understand that I'm trying to save our wonderful board from the troll. Can't you see that I'm here to help you? If only you would listen to my words of wisdom, feel the love, feel my need to be needed, to be loved in return, to have you all make me one of you: a moderator or administrator. Heck, I'll even settle for watchdog because I'm so hypervigilant just like Scraps the dog I used to have this one time, and I loved him so much too, just like I love you guys, but he ran away one day, now I hate him and I wish I could. . .uh, forget I said that. . . just so I can be close to you guys who have all the power and I can feel that I am a bigger part of this place that I love so much. Haven't I proved to you guys how loyal and friendly I am? I want to be your friend, your confidante, your trusted advisor, your stalwart shoulder to lean on in times of danger like when you feed the troll - 'cuz it scares me when your attention is diverted from me to the troll. Then I think these thoughts that you love the troll more than me. Please, listen to me! Trust me, I know what's best for the board and for you. Just listen to my voice, so calming, so reasonable, so sensible, so gentle, so loving. Stay away from the troll, don't listen to the troll. I am your only friend. You can trust me. I'll always be right here for you every day without fail, and I'll always post in each and every thread everywhere on the board just so you know how much I love you guys and how much I want to be accepted -- until I'm not and I get angry and I call you bad names and I think bad thoughts and then all I want is to hound your every step and show my rage. But my rage voice is quiet now, I keep the bad voice under control. You don't have to worry about my bad thoughts, or my rage voice because I like you, for now, and I just have your best interests at heart because I alone know what's best for you and for this board. I just want everything to go back to the way it was when I was happy. Okay? OKAY?! You don't want me to think my bad thoughts do you?
Love and kisses,
AKrass
Captain Jack
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Too long. Didn't read.