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Film or tv quotes no duplicates

whisky

Boobie inspector
Every reply has to be a quote from a film or tv show, but once someone has quoted from that film or tv show, noone else can use another quote from the same film or show.

I'll be back!
 
Yes, this man has no dick.
 
I've got a bad feeling about this (ANH)*




*This only illiminates qoutes from a new hope, the other sequals are still available
 
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
 
Stick around
 
Hail to the king, baby.
 
Son of a bitch!
 
Chinese have a lot of hell.
 
Alright, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick!
 
I thought men like you were called a fruit.
 
Its not the years babe, its the milage
 
I have vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals.
 
You have 15 seconds to drop your weapon
 
Fasten your seatbelts...it's going to a bumpy night.
 
Candygram for Mongo
 
Are you talking to me?
 
Damnit! (24)
 
I have many skills. (Xena)
 
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
 
What do you want us to use man, harsh language?
 
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