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I don't believe in God...but I'm afraid of him.
 
Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!
 
Where's Leo?

If I tell you, how do I know you won't kill me?

Because if you told me and I killed you and you were lying I wouldn't get to kill you then. Where's Leo?
 
I think in Matthew's world candy elves are a common occurence.
 
As usual, your detective skills are impeccable, Samson. You have succeeded in exposing my sinister plan to lock myself in a dungeon, chained to an albino.
 
I spy a... um... (shuffling through cards) huh. I don't have a card for that one.

If you don't knock it off with the wildlife cards already, you're going to be spying my foot up your wow-hole, Dean. Seriously.
 
Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man who even now fight to survive somewhere beyond the heavens...
 
Shut up Checkers, or I'll feed you to the Chinese!
 
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[Damn! I think someone already did a Fezzig quote upthread!]
 
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
 
Life goes by awful fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.
 
Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.
 
You can't be anal retentive if you don't have an anus.
 
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
 
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
 
How many times do you get to see Smokey fuck the Bandit?
 
You know Jill, you remind me of my mother. She was the biggest whore in Alameda and the greatest woman who ever lived. Whoever my father was, for an hour or a day, he must have been a happy man.
 
There's no place like home.
 
You know how to whistle, don't you? Just put your lips together and blow.
 
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