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Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...
 
Tisiphone said:
You know Jill, you remind me of my mother. She was the biggest whore in Alameda and the greatest woman who ever lived. Whoever my father was, for an hour or a day, he must have been a happy man.
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BTW...if any man quoted this to me, I would not be offended. His mom was wonderful, she just happened to be a SLUT
 
Gooble gobble gooble gobble we will make you one of us.
 
Yabba dabba doo!
 
I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice, you better wise up, Janet Weiss. Your apple pie don't taste too nice. You better wise up, Janet Weiss.
 
"He's wound so tight if you put a piece of coal up his ass in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

~FBDO
 
Farmer Ted: "Can I ask you something?"

Samantha: "Yes you're a total fag."

~Sixteen Candles
 
close the door! what, were you raised in a barn?
prolly was raised in a barn, along with all the other savages...
 
PIGS IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
 
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
 
Does Aunt Ginny have a barn? We can hold the trial there. I can sew the costumes. Maybe his Uncle Goober can be the judge.
 
"Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have knives! It's 1183 and we're barbarians!"

And from the same movie because this is just too good too:

"I could peel you like a pear and God himself would call it justice."
 
You guys are the biggest fuck-ups in the history of dope dealing...and that's a huge fuckin' statement!
 
It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!
 
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTT!!!
 
KICK HIM IN THE NARDS KICK HIM IN THE NARDS!

He don't have any nards!

THE WOLFMAN HAS NARDS!!1
 
Eli Sunday: Don't bully me Daniel, please!

Plainview: Drainage! Drainage, Eli! Drained dry, you boy! If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!
 
Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: No...
 
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