For Those Of You NOT Keeping Track

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OR, One egg and a bunch of batter=EGGS MAYONNAISE :bigass:

 

[Laker_Girl]

^^^LOL!

36 weeks now and so ready to birth this baby. Shockingly, I'm not ready for the hospital yet. I haven't finished washing the baby's clothes or packing either of our bags and it's so unlike me to not be prepared. I really need to get on the stick tomorrow.

 

[Love Child]

I can't wait!

 

[Laker_Girl]

ME NEITHER! OMG...My baby is going to be so cute!!!!!!!!

 

[Dual]

With the world already being as horrendously overpopulated as it is, and given the ongoing ecological disaster that we're experiencing as a consequence, how can you justify creating yet another human in the exponential surge towards twelve billion by 2050?

 

[Mirah]

Don't be Debbie Downer Dual!

 

[Donovan]

With the world already being as horrendously overpopulated as it is, and given the ongoing ecological disaster that we're experiencing as a consequence, how can you justify creating yet another human in the exponential surge towards twelve billion by 2050?

Don't worry Dual, since there is a better than even chance this child is the antichrist, the resultant worldwide destruction on his arrival will alleviate the population explosion, as well as rampant ecological abuse by greedy corporate entities and various human rights horrors around the world. I for one, can't wait for the peace and quiet this will bring.

All hail Lord Grey, the dark one of prophecy! Who's a cute little demonspawn? Yes you are. Yes you are...snoogie woogie woogums...gitchy gitchy goooo!

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Can I be the Godfather?

 

[bad dog]

Best wishes for you and the baby, mine is 20 years old and time flies right by...

 

[Laker_Girl]

Thank you bad dog.

I don't have to justify having my baby, he's one tiny little human being that may some day cure cancer, ya just don't know. Go hound the Duggars, those fuckers are crazy.

 

[eloisel]

Are your bags packed and in the trunk of the car ready for you to rush out the door to the hospital?

Is the car full of gas?

 

[Donovan]

Thank you bad dog.

I don't have to justify having my baby, he's one tiny little human being that may some day cure cancer, ya just don't know. Go hound the Duggars, those fuckers are crazy.

Just the same, if he does turn out to be the Antichrist I'm gonna be nice to you so you'll put in a good word for me...

 

[eloisel]

Just the same, if he does turn out to be the Antichrist I'm gonna be nice to you so you'll put in a good word for me...

The thing is for the anti-christ to be nice to you, you have to jump off a tall building and hit the ground really, really hard.

 

[Donovan]

The thing is for the anti-christ to be nice to you, you have to jump off a tall building and hit the ground really, really hard.

Wait, I thought that was the only way to get SAREK to be nice to you. Are you insinuating something?

 

[eloisel]

Wait, I thought that was the only way to get SAREK to be nice to you. Are you insinuating something?

Oh, I thought you knew .... never mind ...

 

[Donovan]

Great, NOW you tell me. Will everyone on this board who is NOT the antichrist please raise your hand?

...Not so fast, Donovan...

 

[eloisel]

The thing of it is, some of us always lie and some of us always tell the truth.

 

[Henoch]

I hope the baby comes out GAY! & teach him how to post fast, i need more gay company around this board.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

We had a false alarm yesterday! Doctor thought that baby might want to come out, so they sent LG to the hospital, and I raced to meet her. Turns out everything is fine, her BP was a little high so they were just being cautious. We might be in for another loooong 3 weeks. I was sooo hoping he'd be born yesterday, I can't wait to meet my 2nd son!

 

[Henoch]

I'm not buying into this whole baby thing. Sounds like some sort of cheap troll to me.