For Those Of You NOT Keeping Track

[eloisel]

This son will be born just as this Sunday turns to Monday.

As he'll be a child born on the Sabbath, he will be bonny and blithe and good and gay.
But, because he will be born on Monday as well, he will be fair of face.

Start saving for him to go to college right now and he'll have a very bright future.

 

[eloisel]

Well, is he here yet?

 

[Laker_Girl]

This son will be born just as this Sunday turns to Monday.

As he'll be a child born on the Sabbath, he will be bonny and blithe and good and gay.
But, because he will be born on Monday as well, he will be fair of face.

Start saving for him to go to college right now and he'll have a very bright future.

I wish he'd been born but no, he's still living la vida loca in my uterus.

I was born on a Monday and I am fair of face but my son will be too no matter what, he can't lose in the looks dept.

 

[eloisel]

They come when they want. Sometimes they wait til you give up, decide they are never going to come out, and prepare yourself mentally to be forever pregnant. Then they demand to get out into the world pronto as quickly as possible.

 

[Donovan]

Dat chile is de debbil! De Debbil! Whooo, Lawsy Lawsy!

 

[eloisel]

I always like it when they say "lawsy, lawsy." It is so non-PC.