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FRANKENSTORM

Remember to go outside with a camera crew and stand next to the swelling waters and rushing waves of a shoreline, because according to the news that's a totally responsible thing to do.
 
If a big wave makes an aircraft carrier hit the whitehouse, then I think I have seen this film.
 
I just saw the crane you (EGGS) were talking about on the news. That sucker is BIG. Also I just saw the story about The Bounty. The news lady said they were racing a hurricane, but damn they were NOT racing a hurricane, they were headed towards the hurricane. Why the fuck didn't they put the trip off for a week or two? One of the missing crew is from St Pete, but his family didn't want to talk to the news. They found an old guy who used to be on the crew to talk about it instead. He was a little sad and weepy, poor thing.

OH and Florida Power and Light are sending 300+ trucks with crews up there. They are headed out in a big convoy. FLORIDA TO THE RESCUE. They are worried about the cold weather. I hope they put on a hat.
 
I am about to go for the night, I will be nervously thinking about all of you tonight. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU MORE THAN CHOCOLATE?!!!

HUNKER DOWN!
 
STAY SAFE, KIDS.
 
I think I'm the only New Yorker left who still has power...NOT TO JINX IT OR ANYTHING:

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That's lower Manhattan right now. That's the Freedom Tower on the left, still lit.
 
Well you do have those twinks running in the giant hamster real to power your apartment...
 
Naw, the storm scared them, so they're all hiding under the bed.
 
I am heartbroken about the The Bounty story. She was built in Nova Scotia. Worst Captain ever and sadly looks like he's gone too.

wind's roaring outside,power's flickering, but we are much safer than you guys- LOVE YOU LOTS -TAKE CARE!
 
Keep safe, watch out for flying nuns.
 
I watch too much tv, so the images of NY partially without power remind me of the Alphas finale.

Anyway, glad to hear our Eggs is A OK.
 
Latest pics show it's all happening in NYC

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Glad to hear all my Yankee buds are doing well.

I'm captioning a DC news station and they're doing a gag reel of reporters out in the field. There was a man jogging during the storm wearing a horse head. He remains nameless.
 
^I saw that guy! I actually wondered if it was someone I know, but he said it was not.
But HOW WOULD WE KNOW??!! HE HAS A HORSE HEAD ON?!!? AM I RIGHT???
 
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Is it still wet?
 
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Has anyone heard from Loktar?

NVM I see you.

Fucking Bastard. : D
 
SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!!
 
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