Low_Res_Skan
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JACK WILL YOU HELP FIND MY TWINKIE THANKS OKAY?
Low_Res_Skan said:TWINKIE UPDATE OKAY.
ALPHA TEAM HAS REPEL INTO THIRD CREVACE AND MY SISTER;S TWINKIE SNIFFING DOG SCRAPPY HAS BEEN SEND IN AFTER HE WAS PRYED AWAY FROM EATING COCKTAIL WEENIES OUT OF HER SNATCH. MY SISTER IS VERY SAD ABOTU THIS BUT IN THIS HARD TIMES WE MUST ALL WORK TOGETHER. THE LOCAL CHURCH OKAY HAS PLEASE SET UP A SMALL VIGIL WHERE SKANS AND OTHER CAN COME TO PRAY FOR MY TWINKIE THANKS. I AM DOWN TO 1 AND A QUARTER HAMS AS I HAVE BEEN CONSERVING. ALSO MOM BROUGHT ME A 5 GALLON BUCKET OF GRAVY AND SMALL LENGTH OF GARDEN HOSE TO DRINK IT THROUGH OKAY THIS IS LIKE A SPORTS DRINK TO ME SO I WILL NOT DEHYDRATE. IT IS IMPORTANT TO KEEP YOURSELF HYDRATED WHEN SEARCHING FOR A LOST TWINKIE.
I ate itNot the real Gagh. said:did you find the twinkie?
DizzlePro17 said:I ate it
I dipped it w/ketchupthe_other_Skan said:HOW DID YOU EAT THE TWINKIE? DID YOU DIP IT IN HOLLANDAISE SAUCE FIRST? DID YOU SUCK OUT THE CREAM? YOU HAD BETTER FUCKING TELL ME ALL OF THE FUCKING DETAILS OR YOUR INFORMATION WILL BE FORWARDED TO MY IOWA CONTACT.