FRIENDS I HAVE LOST A TWINKIE

[sk_AndolfHitler]

THERE IS SPAMMING IN THIS THREAD AND IT IS NOT FROM THE SKAN. THE SKAN DO NOT GIVE AWAY SPAM. THOSE WHO WASTE SPAM UPON THE SURFACE OF THE GROUND WILL BE ELIMINATED IN MY REGIME. JOIN ME!


CUNTCHASER, GO GRAB THE LUBE YOU FOOL. YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT SMOKING IN BED.

 

[s_k_a_n_tastic]

THIS SHIT IS GOING IN MY PORTFOLIO, ALONG WITH THE BACON DRIPPINGS FROM MY GOAT LIVER AND BACON SANDWICH.

 

[ThugLuv]

Twinkiez iz not helthy 4 real.

 

[The Question]

 

[TheScan]

I HAVE ITS ON GOOD AUTHORITY OKAY THAT LOW_RES_SKAN WAS REMOVED FROM THIS REGULARS FORUMS AND RELAGATED I.E. TO THE BOTTOM 3 FORUMS OKAY PLEASE. IT IS A SAD DAY WITHOUT BACON AND WITHOUT LOW_RES_SKAN THANK YOU BECAUSE I DRINK FRIED CHICKEN GREASE. KFC HAS BANNED ME FROM THEIR SO CALLED RESTAURANTS.

 

[eloisel]

Thank gawd you found your twinkie. I was really concerned that it would get lost in there and cause you seem real irritation problems. The twinkie would be okay as it has a shelf life of a few hundred million years with all the preservatives. On second thought, perhaps you should stuff twinkies all over yourself - in every roll, every orifice, every hill and vale. With that sort of protection, you could conceivably survive another freakish microwave oven mutant ray bouncing off the tinfoil covered products you are nuking. Please, stuff and cover your copier/fax/printer/scanner machine with twinkies and tinfoil too. Safety is of the utmost importance when dealing with electrical devices and snack foods.

 

[ThugLuv]

Thnx cuz. Sum1 had 2 tell dem b4 dey end up at da hospitol wit da hart attak.