Fuck me, has Glenn Beck turned into a homosexual supervillain?

[headvoid]

I mean, he has the look right for it all of a sudden

 

[Cassie]

He doesn't even know any homophobes!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's a doomsday soothsayer now. They tend to sport a more granola-crunchy look.

 

['Gear]

He has evangelical hair.

 

[Dr Dave]

It looks like a scene from Weekend Update.

 

[Cassie]

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I wonder if Glenn Beck can translate.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I honestly think the GOP playbook tells candidates to go ahead and be as crazy as possible -- they attract the nuts who are riled-up enough to actually go to the polls on Election Day, as opposed to most people who are apathetic.

 

[Dr Dave]

If the getting people into jesus thing does not go well, she can always cast on a Si-Fi show.

 

['Gear]

I wonder if Glenn Beck can translate.

Fuck yeah that's awesome.

LOL@The Holy Spirit subject to the limitation of a depleted battery

 

[Cassie]

I loved when the lady she was performing for came out in her towel at the end and waved.

 

['Gear]

LOL Yeah!

"Suzie, would you like to stand up and confirm that at least one other person thinks I'm sane enough to be around?"

"I'm here somewhere"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I could never vote for someone who doesn't know to turn the fucking iPhone on its side while recording video.

 

[Cassie]

GET IT RIGHT, NUTSO!

God, can you imagine being naked and trapped in a sauna with her? I think I might try to out kook her and pretend I was the devil.

 

[Dr Dave]

Bick and I know some chick who is one of those people who thinks the earth is 6,000 years old.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you ridicule and throw pears at her?

 

[Dr Dave]

I considered it, but didn't want to spend the money on pears!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She'd reject the evolutionary journey of the pear.

 

['Gear]

A pear beating is not nearly enough to dissuade a commited young earther.

 

[Cassie]

They have the banana on their side!

 

[CaptainWacky]

IF BANANAS EVOLVED, HOW COME THEY LOOKED THE SAME IN THE FLINTSTONES?