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Fuck me, has Glenn Beck turned into a homosexual supervillain?

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CHECKMATE ATHEISTS!
 
At least christians usually announce themselves early on so you have some chance to veer off.

Anthropomorphic bananas. There's no end to the hilarity.
 
Has anyone told this God-lover about genetically enhanced foods?
 
Would that do any good, do they even believe in science?
 
I've alway been amazed that god included ticks in the grand plan.

I mean ticks? Damn, he thought of everything.

*impressed*
 
He uses the ticks to spy on the deer!
 
THAT GUY KNOWS A LOT ABOUT GRIPPING A BANANA (I don't know.)
 
Cassie said:
He uses the ticks to spy on the deer!
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And meerkats.

It's like I've always said - A thread isn't a thread until it has three things

1. A woman speaking tongues in a sauna
2. Ticks
3. Glen Beck gripping a banana

And it never hurts to put deer or meerkats in somewhere.
 
And M&Ms!
 
Yes.

Is this a perfect thread? If not, it's pretty damn close.
 
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NOW it's a perfect thread.
 
That video is the closest thing to a religious experience I've ever had.
 
lol, I wish Stone Cold E.T. was my neighbor.
 
If a thread can be done better I haven't seen it.
 
My life changed the day Wacky introduced me to STONE COLD E.T.
 
The best thing about Stone Cold E.T. is how there's like a minute where he isn't speaking which he could easily have edited out but he left it in TO LET THE ANTICIPATION BUILD.
 
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WAKE UP HUNGER GAMES AUTHORITARIAN PORN DIGITAL INSERTION GOVERNMENT IS EVIL ETC ETC
 
LOL@Beck sitting on his desk talking at me like I'm six. Why is he sitting on his desk? He's so silly!

Digital insertion has a nice invasive ring to it.
 
"It is a dangerous combination; we are getting dumber."

I NODDED MR BECK, CAN I HAVE A STICKER WITH YOUR NAME ON?
 
I wonder if it's ok to attend tea party functions as a tourist. Seems like that'd be pretty entertaining.
 
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