Fuck me, has Glenn Beck turned into a homosexual supervillain?

[CaptainWacky]

I don't understand how the things he said are connected to each other.

 

['Gear]

Damn the torpedos!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They are connected in that when really stupid people hear them all in one speech, they send him money.

 

['Gear]

With the added benefit of conditioning the suggestible to be comfortable with things that don't make sense so they can counted on to accept more shit that doesn't make sense.

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[headvoid]

It's just like SCIENCE and RELIGION, TOGETHER.

 

['Gear]

You mean the two aren't complimentary? So much for a Christian education.

 

[Cassie]

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Glenn wants to say something very cryptic to you... AS USUAL.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Maybe he's starting his own cable channel. Which no one will pick up.

 

[headvoid]

I've thought about it for the last 24 hours, oh, actually 3 weeks.

STAND DOWN, BUDDY, STAND DOWN.

I'm really beginning to like him. He should do stand up, dead straight.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's better than Peter Kay anyway.

 

[Cassie]

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Isn't that wonderful?

Government propaganda about nutrition is just like government propaganda against the Jews!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The Wisdom of the Ages, served direct from his colon to yours.

 

[Cassie]

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Far more powerful than you can imagine!

He's MLK, Mandela, and Obi Wan all rolled together, lol

 

[headvoid]

I love how some Christians forget that one of the central tenets of the faith is humility. The idea that there is a far more powerful force in the world that means your worries are insignificant and you should look to those close to you to help and care for them.

On another note, I wish I could change the "is" to "has" on the title it'd driving me nuts.

 

[Cassie]

LIKE MAGIC, IT HAS BEEN CHANGED.

 

[CaptainWacky]

REVISIONIST THREAD HISTORY.

 

[Dr Dave]

Should I view those youtubes or pretend I never saw them?

 

[Dr Dave]

Do you think Beck and Sajak hang out?

Pat Sajak: “global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists”.

 

[Cassie]

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That's not crazy...

The principalities (of hell?) do not want Beck to succeed.