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Fuck Me!
- Thread starter Lilith
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I thought the theme song was the best in the series (It wasn't intended to be a SMB game, BTW.)Lilith said:
http://www.midishrine.com/kaffeblo/nes/Super_Mario_Bros_2/theme_music.mid
Blindgroping
U mad 'bro?
Topic Police!
Where are they when you need them?
Where are they when you need them?
starguard
Unluckiest Charm in the Box
Lilith said:
Forget him. I'll fuck you. I haven't had any pussy in quite a while (days even)
When my sex life got bored, I would always spoof thing up with surprises. Like turning out all the lights and hiding behind the door wearing nothing more than a ski mask, some black gloves and a piece of rope, then wait for my soon to be deceased spouse to come inside.. then *BAM*.
I found it really refreshing to pound on that pussy while strangling the hell outta her, all the while watching her gasp for air while her face turned green and blue (Ohhh....what a Rush).
The only problem I seem to have afterwards is finding good places to hide the body. The only thing that seems to work so far is to go on the web and find some regestered sex offender in the neighborhood, bury them in his backyard, then wait for the police to catch him :twisted:
