Dark Pickle
Fucked Off
REAL OR FAKE: YOU MUST CHOOSE!
You can't have it both ways
You can't have it both ways

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REAL OR FAKE: YOU MUST CHOOSE!
You can't have it both ways![]()
Fake version: LOVE CHILD IS A BITCH LOLOLOLOL
Real version: Why is Love Child being such a bitch to me?
Fake version: You raped that sow, ya big stud!
Real version: You reap what you sow, little whiny emo bitch man!
hey I have an idea...
Dude, Daniel, you've got to get a thesaurus. I say this for your own sake.![]()
Ooh, have I offended Mr. Big Words? Why use words 95% of TK's population won't understand? I dumb myself down for this place.
Ooh, have I offended Mr. Big Words? Why use words 95% of TK's population won't understand? I dumb myself down for this place.
Props for using my full name of Daniel, which I hate because most people mispronounce it Danielle. Also hate Danny. I much prefer Dan or Danimal.
You don't have to use large words; just substitute something else in the place of "whiny little bitch." I mean, bitchy little cunt means the same thing, ja?
Fucking suck up slut.
Do as thou wilt, for I am done with thee.
I hate when Mummy and Daddy fight. And when Mummy and Daddy have weird threesomes with my brother. And when when Mummy and Daddy rape cats at 3am. BORK BORK BORK
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