FUCK ONIONS

[Gagh]

I read a brief ewes snippet about two articulated lorries crashing, and spilling their loads today. One was loaded with onions, the other with meat. Motorway stew. Nom nom nom.

 

[Dr Dave]

Good thing I wear a condom!

Still seems like a bad idea.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I knew everyone would come around to MY WAY of thinking regarding ONION SEX sooner or later.

 

[Dr Dave]

CaptainWacky knows the score!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The SEX score.

 

[Dr Dave]

Quite so.

 

[I Love Cunt]

I like to cut my green onions with a scissors, so much easier that way. What if Eggs was laying down and I was just like cutting green onions all over him? Letting them softly touch his body as the fell.
I'm just sayin
I mean I'm not thinking about it or anything

 

[Dr Dave]

It sounds like you were thinking about it.

 

[Tisiphone]

AMD SHALLOTS TOO FUCK THEM FUCKERS

 

[Cassie]

Shallots confuse me.

 

[Tisiphone]

I only use them when I make my creamy risotto. But I'm cursing them the whole time.

 

[curiousa2z]

STAY AWAY FROM THOSE ONIONS EGGS
THEY WILL ONLY MAKE YOU CRY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do "physically remove" so that no one knows you triple posted.

 

[curiousa2z]

thanks.

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't be ashamed of triple posting.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Ah, GREEN onions are a different matter! I like those more than huge, nasty white/yellow onion MONSTERS.

But I prefer calling them shallots.

 

[Dr Dave]

They're not monsters!

 

[Loktar]

They're not monsters!

Of course not, lets all eat them like the retarded step-onions they are.