Fuck this "Marge Simpson in Playboy" shite

[Yub]

You'd get an erection if you saw a knot hole in a tree. Or Hilary naked fisitng a naked Oprah while a naked Maggie Thatcher watched with a naked Cher licking her nipples, which should makes any sane man vomit uncontrollably.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well at least he's sexually virile, I suppose...

 

[Loktar]

You'd get an erection if you saw a knot hole in a tree. Or Hilary naked fisitng a naked Oprah while a naked Maggie Thatcher watched with a naked Cher licking her nipples, which should makes any sane man vomit uncontrollably.

*penis explodes*

 

[Dr Dave]

You'd get an erection if you saw a knot hole in a tree. Or Hilary naked fisitng a naked Oprah while a naked Maggie Thatcher watched with a naked Cher licking her nipples, which should makes any sane man vomit uncontrollably.

Wow dude... just wow.

 

[Yub]

Did you vomit uncontrollably? CORRECT RESPONSE.

Did you fap? SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Oh... DEAR

 

[Loktar]

Did you vomit uncontrollably? CORRECT RESPONSE.

Did you fap? SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP.

I tried to seek professional help. But when I left my first session the doctor was sitting in the corner going back and forth between crying, babbling incoherently, laughing maniacally, and screaming in terror.

 

[Yub]

*gets out cricket bat*

We'll try...alternative therapies.

 

[Kitty]

Talk about anti-climactic.

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/40203972.html#cutid1

(NSW)

Pathetic. Where's that shark jumping smiley when you need it? Just more proof the Simpsons has been utter shite for at least the last five years.

 

[Loktar]

*gets out cricket bat*

We'll try...alternative therapies.

I respond better to the fish slapping therapy.

 

[Yub]

I wasn't going to slap you with it.

 

[Loktar]

I wasn't going to slap you with it.

Either way, I still prefer the fish.

 

[Yub]

You would, you slimy little fish fornicator.

 

[Loktar]

You would, you slimy little fish fornicator.

says the furry midget/duck fucker.

 

[Yub]

Neither one of those is slimy.

 

[Loktar]

Neither one of those is slimy.

They are after you lube them up and insert them up your arse.