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Fuck this "Marge Simpson in Playboy" shite

You'd get an erection if you saw a knot hole in a tree. Or Hilary naked fisitng a naked Oprah while a naked Maggie Thatcher watched with a naked Cher licking her nipples, which should makes any sane man vomit uncontrollably.
 
Well at least he's sexually virile, I suppose...
 
Yub said:
You'd get an erection if you saw a knot hole in a tree. Or Hilary naked fisitng a naked Oprah while a naked Maggie Thatcher watched with a naked Cher licking her nipples, which should makes any sane man vomit uncontrollably.
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*penis explodes*
 
Yub said:
You'd get an erection if you saw a knot hole in a tree. Or Hilary naked fisitng a naked Oprah while a naked Maggie Thatcher watched with a naked Cher licking her nipples, which should makes any sane man vomit uncontrollably.
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Wow dude... just wow.
 
Did you vomit uncontrollably? CORRECT RESPONSE.

Did you fap? SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP.
 
Oh... DEAR
 
Yub said:
Did you vomit uncontrollably? CORRECT RESPONSE.

Did you fap? SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP.
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I tried to seek professional help. But when I left my first session the doctor was sitting in the corner going back and forth between crying, babbling incoherently, laughing maniacally, and screaming in terror.
 
*gets out cricket bat*

We'll try...alternative therapies.
 
Yub said:
*gets out cricket bat*

We'll try...alternative therapies.
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I respond better to the fish slapping therapy.
 
I wasn't going to slap you with it.
 
Yub said:
I wasn't going to slap you with it.
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Either way, I still prefer the fish.
 
You would, you slimy little fish fornicator.
 
Yub said:
You would, you slimy little fish fornicator.
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says the furry midget/duck fucker.
 
Neither one of those is slimy.
 
Yub said:
Neither one of those is slimy.
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They are after you lube them up and insert them up your arse.
 
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