Fuck you ABC news

[Dr Dave]

The wedding of Price William and Kate whatever isn't news. An interview with Prince William and his best man is not news.

Kindly fuck off.

It's just two people getting married, and thus is not news.

 

[Homo Erectus]

poor Dr Dave. He will forever be single and thus hates marriage in all forms and ways.

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't hate marriage.

I just fail to see how they are news worthy.

 

[Loktar]

The wedding of Price William and Kate whatever isn't news. An interview with Prince William and his best man is not news.

Kindly fuck off.

It's just two people getting married, and thus is not news.

Its a celebrity marrying a former non celebrity which makes it news.

 

[Dr Dave]

No it doesn't....

 

[Homo Erectus]

marriage hater

 

[Loktar]

No it doesn't....

Its more news than a story about Baby Jessica years later not caring about the media attention and getting alot of money.

 

[Dr Dave]

Baby Jessica?

 

[Homo Erectus]

???

 

[Loktar]

Baby Jessica?

Fell down an oil well 25 years ago.

 

[Homo Erectus]

was it that long ago?

 

[Aquehonga]

ABC, like other media, is suffering from a critical what-to-report shortage, thus why this wedding is Big News, THE NEWS, to report.

Events & things worthy of reporting is the rarest, most valuable commodity you can imagine.

 

[Homo Erectus]

THey're strugglig to find something happy and non scary. So the wedding is finding its way on the news more often.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I want one of those Chinese commemorative mugs that has Prince Harry on it where William's meant to be.

 

[Tisiphone]

My sister has a conspiracy theory that Harry is not Charles's son.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, most people here take it as a given that he was this other guy's son. Can't remember his name now, but he's a redhead and he bonked Diana.

 

[Tisiphone]

So she's not original in her thinking? I'll be sure to rub that in her face.

 

[Love Child]

The wedding of Price William and Kate whatever isn't news. An interview with Prince William and his best man is not news.

Kindly fuck off.

It's just two people getting married, and thus is not news.

I agree. But just to play devil's advocate:

...So do you think the news should be all blood and guts? Crimes? Business? Sports?

 

[Loktar]

The wedding is news, this isn't.

Fat Ho Burgers Video

 

[Cassie]

All the infotainment people want us to care very deeply about this wedding, so we'll buy the dolls, trinkets, and magazines and forget that there are people starving and dying and blowing up all over the world.