Fuck you ABC news

[Dr Dave]

I agree. But just to play devil's advocate:

...So do you think the news should be all blood and guts? Crimes? Business? Sports?

No.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So she's not original in her thinking? I'll be sure to rub that in her face.

Conspiracy Planet - Princess Diana: Murder-Coverup - James Hewitt Not Charlesrince Harry's Bio-Father

 

[Dr Dave]

So is he one of the lizard people (like the rest of the royal family is) then?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Depends if Diana was a lizard person. Maybe she was human and that's why they had her killed.

 

[Dr Dave]

There's a thought...

 

[Tisiphone]

I thought the royal family were werewolves.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Not the Duke of Edinburgh. He married in. He's a vampire.

 

[Tisiphone]

Crossbreeding was allowed??

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Inbreeding within the royal household is of course a great tradition, but the biting of human flesh is the only constitutional prerequisite for marriage.

 

[Tisiphone]

Thanks for that tidbit!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

There had been some talk that the royal household looked down on Kate as unsuitable for William, but this was quickly remedied when she ate five commoners on her first hunt.

 

[Tisiphone]

Is there on official taste tester of humans for the royal family?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Harry is marrying Emma Watson.