... When it gets engorged you can swat flies & other insects with it!
jack The Legendary Troll Kingdom Jul 26, 2011 #5 Even if you have no legs, you can drive a stickshift and play mailbox baseball.
Loktar Pinata Whacker Jul 26, 2011 #8 You can stick purple hair balls in your pubes and pretend your penis is the smurf village.
Cock Let's be making sexy business Jul 26, 2011 #10 you can put one of those miniature football helmets on it and ram it into unsuspecting people and shout, "BOOOYAHHH!"
you can put one of those miniature football helmets on it and ram it into unsuspecting people and shout, "BOOOYAHHH!"
Loktar Pinata Whacker Jul 26, 2011 #11 'Gear said: But that doesn't mean you should. Click to expand... Better than the time I pretended it was a Transformer and bent it in ways it shouldn't go.
'Gear said: But that doesn't mean you should. Click to expand... Better than the time I pretended it was a Transformer and bent it in ways it shouldn't go.
