Fun facts about having a penis

[Henoch]

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When it gets engorged you can swat flies & other insects with it!

 

['Gear]

I sometimes zip it up. And OH MY isn't that fun.

 

[Loktar]

You can twirl it about like a helicopter.

 

[Loktar]

You can pretend its a laser pistol.

*pewpew*

 

[jack]

Even if you have no legs, you can drive a stickshift and play mailbox baseball.

 

[Loktar]

*FAP*

 

['Gear]

Two words - Shooting loads.

 

[Loktar]

You can stick purple hair balls in your pubes and pretend your penis is the smurf village.

 

['Gear]

But that doesn't mean you should.

 

[Cock]

you can put one of those miniature football helmets on it and ram it into unsuspecting people and shout, "BOOOYAHHH!"

 

[Loktar]

But that doesn't mean you should.

Better than the time I pretended it was a Transformer and bent it in ways it shouldn't go.