Fun Facts about Sausageman

[Dr Dave]

Sausageman once ate 55 containers of tofu in one sitting.

Because of this he nearly registered on TK as Tofuman.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I prefer to use "Muh muh muh mah" in the place of "Mwa ha ha ha".

 

[The Tomtrek]

Sauageman once forgot who Jonathan Frakes was.

 

[Dr Dave]

Sausageman owns 47 boxes of edible underwear and 12 boxes of fly swatters that are in a storage unit of his.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

On the weekends Sausageman is known as Sausagewoman.

 

[Cassie]

Sausageman is on a mission to prove once and for all that the cake is not a lie.

 

[Dr Dave]

In 2005 Sausageman was briefly married to Cassie.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He was once picked up by a Mountie for dangling his participle in public.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SAUSAGEMAN'S got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

 

[ThatSunrise]

SAUSAGEMAN's ideal mate is under 5 feet tall.

 

[Gagh]

SAUSAGEMAN once travelled to an alternate universe and Out-Joffré'd their Joffré, causing the fabric of space & time to reverse, making Paris Hilton a worthwhile celebrity.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Sausageman knows exactly when, where and how he will die, and will stop at nothing to prevent it.

 

[Gagh]

Sausageman knows exactly when, where and how he will die, and will stop at nothing to prevent it.

Even if it means sleeping with tmm3k.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SAUSAGEMAN convinced Billie Piper to leave Doctor Who.

 

[Gagh]

There are no fun facts about SAUSAGEMAN.

 

[curiousa2z]

well then.

 

[Yub]

He likes sausage. Obviously.

 

[jack]

I just realized your name spelled backwards is buY

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SAUSAGEMAN mostly lives inside his head -- that is, until the song "Rump Shaker" comes on the radio.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Sausageman's boyhood dream was to eat the world's biggest hoagie and he did it at the county fair last year.