Fun Facts about Sausageman

[curiousa2z]

Sausageman speaks with a Welsh accent!

example:

Da chi ddim mor ddeiniadol a hynny ond mae’n rhaid i chi wneud, am fod hi’n 2 o’r gloch y bore ac mae’r bar wedi cau

 

[Dr Dave]

Sausageman hates peas.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SAUSAGEMAN taught teenage girls how to feel good about themselves.

 

[Dr Dave]

Sausageman tosses cans of diet grapefruit soda at school buses.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Sausageman tosses cans of diet grapefruit soda at school buses.

It's called FRESCA.

 

[Dr Dave]

The can I was drinking from says otherwise

Sausageman once had sex with a plate of eggs at the local sip n' gulp.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Sausageman's lifelong dream was to run out onto the field during a baseball game, and he did it last year.

 

[The Tomtrek]

SAUSAGEMAN listed his hobbies as "dancing, loving, masturbating onto pictures of William Shatner from BEFORE he was Kirk I CAN'T TAINT THE GREAT CAPTAIN and golf."

 

[Cassie]

sAUSAGEMAN IS SEX POSITIVE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SAUSAGEMAN hates BURGERMAN.

 

[Dr Dave]

Sausageman is a fan of shirtless voting.

 

['Gear]

Sausageman is stylish to a fault.

 

[Dr Dave]

Sausageman cut a man in the park.

 

['Gear]

Sausageman knows who 'they' are.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

When asked which Sex and the City girl he is, SAUSAGEMAN starts to say "Miranda," but stops himself, pauses, and then replies "Caliban."

 

['Gear]

Sausageman has a ground meat product named after him.

 

[Homo Erectus]

sausageman sucks the head and pinches the tail.

 

['Gear]

Sausageman has a vomitorium in his house. For feasting guests. Not bulimia.