Squirtle The Turtle
Grand General of The L.H.A.R
Us turtles are protected by the federal government. Never happend.
Yub
Anachrophobic
Starbys once told me she hated turtles so much that she would flout governmental restrictions and abuse turtles as much as humanly possible.
I, of course, was shocked at first. However once the reasons behind her seemingly irrational hatred were made clear, I began to agree. Her feminine charms simply served to deepen my trust in her views.
I happily watched her not only fire turtles out of a T-shirt cannon but she also made a banjo out of a turtle shell and we spend a summer night under the stars by campfire singing about our shared mutual hatred of these shelled demons and drinking moonshine.
I, of course, was shocked at first. However once the reasons behind her seemingly irrational hatred were made clear, I began to agree. Her feminine charms simply served to deepen my trust in her views.
I happily watched her not only fire turtles out of a T-shirt cannon but she also made a banjo out of a turtle shell and we spend a summer night under the stars by campfire singing about our shared mutual hatred of these shelled demons and drinking moonshine.
Dr Dave
pillzlol
ah moonshine. Good times.
I remember the time Ann was banned from Hooters. She even got on CNN.
They interviewed me, I tried telling them she was just trying to show off. They would not listen, kept claiming Starby's breasts were weapons of mass destruction. In a way perhaps they were.
also, Starbys once crashed a truck into a Toy's R Us, destroying a dozens of barbie dolls.
I remember the time Ann was banned from Hooters. She even got on CNN.
They interviewed me, I tried telling them she was just trying to show off. They would not listen, kept claiming Starby's breasts were weapons of mass destruction. In a way perhaps they were.
also, Starbys once crashed a truck into a Toy's R Us, destroying a dozens of barbie dolls.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Starbys suggested I call myself Captain Wacky. I was initially going to go for Captain Trousers.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Starbys invented cheese.
HAND GRENADE
Registered User
whats a starby?
HAND GRENADE
Registered User
ok tx
Consumer
Elder Statesman
Even more impressively, she can put one of those corndogs completely into her mouth...and withdraw it with the corn-meal gone but the dog inside intact, shiny and clean...
-The Volcano God
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Starbys isn't actually a cat. She's two cats.
