Fun facts about Starbys

[Yub]

Starbys is responsible for the extinction of the West Amerasian Iguana Duck, which was neither an iguana or a duck.

 

[Dr Dave]

Starbys flings lizard droppings at people.

 

[Bickendan]

Starbys once interrupted filming of the second Iron Man film by sauntering on set and casually shoving a herring down Sam L Jackson's pants.

It's in the blooper real!

I'm sick and tired of these motherfucking red herrings in my motherfucking pants!

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Starbys once stopped a gator attack with a banana.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Starbys digitally removed Hitler's moustache from all archive footage.

 

[Dr Dave]

Starbys eats penguin sandwiches.

 

[starbys]

^ I hear they're delicious

 

[Yub]

She ate the penguin sandwiches with her ears.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Starbys invented feet.

 

[Gagh]

Starbys was controlling the guy with a radio transmitter who punched Snooki in the face on Jersey Shore.

 

[Dr Dave]

Starbys hates big toes.

 

[Gagh]

Starbys has robbed a bank using nothing but a Spacehopper.

 

[Dr Dave]

Starbys is scheduled to host the CBS evening news in 2013.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Starbys is taller than Tall Paul.

 

[Dr Dave]

Starbys ate your pudding.

 

[Yub]

Starbys is the only person alive to bed all the cast members of both Star Trek and TNG. She's yet to bed Avery Brooks to complete her sexual conquest of DS9.

 

[Gagh]

Starbys forged the first set of Dr Doom's armour.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Starbys once rendered an entire zombie army to dust with a look.

Zombie turtles, no less

 

[Dr Dave]

Starbys once hid all of Robert "Monkey" Loggia's shoes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Starbys can tell the difference between shadows on a cave wall and reality.

 

[Yub]

When Starbys drinks a full bottle of cough syrup and her eyes glow purple and she can predict the future.