Funny Videos

[eloisel]

yeah, well I sold it to them when I give up my wild ways. How could I know you'd grow up to have a thing for donuts? Wasn't me got you high and then drove you to the Krispy Kreme at 3 a.m. to satisfy the munchies. Now was it? Hmmm. Hmmm.

 

[MamaKitty]

yeah, well I sold it to them when I give up my wild ways. How could I know you'd grow up to have a thing for donuts? Wasn't me got you high and then drove you to the Krispy Kreme at 3 a.m. to satisfy the munchies. Now was it? Hmmm. Hmmm.

um, you have!

 

[eloisel]

um, you have!

I never! It was me got a contact high walking into a party on your side of the house. And, I may have driven you out for munchies in the wee hours but it wasn't because you were high but because we'd been out doing other stuff til early hours. You're giving a false impression here girlie girl.

 

[MamaKitty]

I never! It was me got a contact high walking into a party on your side of the house. And, I may have driven you out for munchies in the wee hours but it wasn't because you were high but because we'd been out doing other stuff til early hours. You're giving a false impression here girlie girl.

Roaches (not one that crawl but that have been smoked) & Jim Beam

 

[eloisel]

Roaches (not one that crawl but that have been smoked) & Jim Beam

It weren't a Jim Beam but a Colt .45 malt liquor wide mouth bottle. You broke out of your high chair, crawled over to the couch, climbed up on the couch, climbed up onto a table, climbed up onto the TV, then climbed up onto a shelf to get that bottle in the space of about 3 minutes while I went to the kitchen to get something during a TV commercial. You weren't even a year old then. I didn't keep roaches after that.

 

[MamaKitty]

It weren't a Jim Beam but a Colt .45 malt liquor wide mouth bottle. You broke out of your high chair, crawled over to the couch, climbed up on the couch, climbed up onto a table, climbed up onto the TV, then climbed up onto a shelf to get that bottle in the space of about 3 minutes while I went to the kitchen to get something during a TV commercial. You weren't even a year old then. I didn't keep roaches after that.

mom, your hick is coming out!

 

[eloisel]

Well, angel cake, pudding pop, baby doll, sugar dumpling ... you are the spawn of hicks. I'm going to bed. Get your tucus in the hall. You're in trouble with a capital T!

(not really, but I'm calling it a night. Good night!)

 

[MamaKitty]

Well, angel cake, pudding pop, baby doll, sugar dumpling ... you are the spawn of hicks. I'm going to bed. Get your tucus in the hall. You're in trouble with a capital T!

(not really, but I'm calling it a night. Good night!)

bite me you old betty...

( Good Night Mommy dearest!)

 

[eloisel]

Fridge Shock

It is safe to click on this link. It is funny - not sick and disgusting.

 

[MamaKitty]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/jinglebells.html

 

[Enkephalen]

^Thanks for the heart attack! I was just released from ER last night for observation for a possible heart attack.

 

[eloisel]

That's what I tell her when she sends me those things. I've almost gotten used to them!

 

[MamaKitty]

I so sorry,
here let me play you tune...

 

[MamaKitty]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/seven-recut.html

 

[eloisel]

That is funny. Seven - the Love Story of Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman.

 

[FBI parte due]

http://www.campchaos.com/show.php?iID=648