FUTURE SEXTOY MAKES GUEST APPEARANCE ON LOST

[CaptainWacky]

HO HO HO HO

 

[Fuddlemiff]

We can share.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's cute in a next-door neighbor's kid kinda way.

But if I get Elijah, you can have Justin all to yourself.

 

[CaptainWacky]

who gets Oprah's bumhole?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Why, Gayle of course. The big lezzie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HENRY GAYLE

 

[Fuddlemiff]

JIM ROBINSON IS BEHIND IT ALL

 

[Cassie]

Who is JIm Robinson?

 

[FBI parte due]

He's the man who's BEHIND IT ALL.

Also a wholesale distrubutor of damaged and/or used men's footwear.

 

[headvoid]

Will Oprahs bumhole and her talking Minge ever do a double act?

 

[Cassie]

Why would anyone want damaged and/or used footwear?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Actor Alan Dale played a character named Jim Robinson in Australian soap 'Neighbours' in the eighties and he's since "made it" in Hollywood with roles in things like The X-Files, ER, The OC, crappy movie Star Trek: Nemesis and now Lost. AND HE'S BEHIND IT ALL.

 

[Cassie]

OH, thanks. He's Penny's dad, right?

 

[Loktar]

Why would anyone want damaged and/or used footwear?

I dunno. Why do Japanese buy soiled panties from vending machines?

 

[Ishcabittle]

All these questions have no answers...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE HUNKY PIX

 

[Cassie]

 

[Loktar]

He said Hunky pix not Chunky pix.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes he's Penelope WIDMORE's dad and BDM said something about his company making the hatches for Dharma!?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

^^Yup. Widmore Construction company is rumoured to have built the hatches for Gerald DeGroot and the D.H.A.R.M.A. Initiative. And yes, from now on I'll spell D.H.A.R.M.A. in all caps with the punctuation, since it's an acronym.