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GAGH, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE CORRS?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I KNOW YOU'RE THE BLOKE TO ASK, MATE, CORR BLIMEY (BIT OF CORR-BASED HUMOUR FOR YOU THERE, SKIPPER), WHAT EVER DID HAPPEN TO THEM CORRS, THAT ANDREA WAS FIT WEREN'T SHE THOUGH, CORR (SOUNDS a BIT LIKE PHWOAR YOU SEE) SHE SURE WAS.

GET BACK TO ME SOON, GAGH.
 
OMG I SOMETIMES LEANED ON MY HAND AND PRETENDED IT WAS THE VIOLIN PLAYERS ONE AND ANDREA WAS EGGING HER ON TO GIVE ME A GOOD OLD FIDDLE LOL. I EVEN HAD SOME CARDBOARD CUT OUTS AND PLACED THEM IN MY BEDROOM AND THEN WANKED WHILE LISTENING TO THEIR DULCET TONES. MY FEET DID A JOG WHEN I CAME AND THAT FUCKIN BROTHER KEPT ON COMING INTO MY MIND JUST AT THE EJACULATION POINT SO I STOPPED.

THEIR EARLY STUFF WAS BETTER, FROM BEFORE THEY WERE SINGING AND STUFF.
 
Gagh was the first person ever to make "angels in the snow" although at the time he was actually impersonating a spermatazoa traveling from John Brown to Queen Victoria, but a little girl walking by was heard to remark, "OOOOO DAT LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL INNIT" and a winter pasttime was born.
 
All that happened plus he once punched through time and brought JGL back to life (he was murdered by John Lithgo in the original timeline.)
 
GAGH FOUND THE SORTING HAT IN THE RUBBLE BEFORE NEVILLE BUT HE DIDNT WANT TO BE A BALLBUSTER SO HE PUT IT BACK AND JUST DROPPED RUBBLE-THEMED HINTS AROUND NEVILLE FOR ABOUT AN HOUR BEFORE FINALLY DRAGGING HIM BY THE NOSTRILS TO THE SPOT.
 
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