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GAGH, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE CORRS?
- Thread starter CaptainWacky
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Gagh. 
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Corrs appearing in court for murder of Gagh, deny all charges. Chuckle Brothers refuse to appear as character witnesses because "we fucking hate the Corrs, Jimmy!" (They were talking to Jimmy Hill.)
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"We were eating the Klingon food known as Gagh, not the dead body of the man known as Gagh who we didn't murder," said Andrea in court today, a smug smile on her still beautiful face.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
NOT HER.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Yeah. But she's nice too. Carry on.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Shocking scenes in court today when Bodger and Badger were called as character witnesses for the Corrs, but Bodger amazing turned on them in his testimony. "You killed and ate Gagh! And you'll pay for this, Corrs! YOU'LL PAY WITH YOUR LIVES!"
"Mashed potatoes!" added Badger.
"Mashed potatoes!" added Badger.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Jessica Tandy called as surprised witness!
"I'm surprised," she testified. "And dead!"
"I'm surprised," she testified. "And dead!"
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Driven by Morgan Freeman (in a vintage hearse)!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"I'M NOT SAMUEL L JACKSON WE DON'T ALL FUCKING LOOK ALIKE," he screamed, even though no one had said anything.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Ever since Cyndi Lauper, every wrestler wants a pop star of their own I guess.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
REMEMBER BOY GEORGE ON THE A-TEAM?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"Gagh should just post in the Mine Field and ignore the rest of the board!" testified DOLPH ZIGGLER before the fully erect judge.
E. Normus Johnson
Still in Mom's basement
This is clearly a n00b mistake, but it's gotta be said anyway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBlfSKxZ5rI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBlfSKxZ5rI
headvoid
Can I have Ops?
Hey, see the guy above me?
He has a funny username. If you read it slowly then you can read it as meaning a large penis.
You see, "Johnson" is sometimes slang for penis and E. Normus can be read as Enormous. He split that word by implying that his first name is Edward. If you read it out loud, say on a supermarket tannoy or something. It would be really funny if that happened.
Just thought I would point that out in case anyone missed it.
He has a funny username. If you read it slowly then you can read it as meaning a large penis.
You see, "Johnson" is sometimes slang for penis and E. Normus can be read as Enormous. He split that word by implying that his first name is Edward. If you read it out loud, say on a supermarket tannoy or something. It would be really funny if that happened.
Just thought I would point that out in case anyone missed it.