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GAGH, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE CORRS?
- Thread starter CaptainWacky
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Judge orders a retrial after disovoering that the jury were in fact a group of robots from the future who travelled back in time to witness the moment a retrial was ordered after the jury were discovered to be robots from the future who travelled back in time to witness the moment a retrial was ordered after the jury were discovered to be robots from the future who travelled back in time to witness the moment a retrial was ordered after...
"Yeah, it's a pre-destination paradox," admitted the forerobot of the jury. "I can't believe Gagh has nine nipples."
Jedward were wanking each other off when we tried to reach them for comment. We listened to their sex noises for eight hours.
"Yeah, it's a pre-destination paradox," admitted the forerobot of the jury. "I can't believe Gagh has nine nipples."
Jedward were wanking each other off when we tried to reach them for comment. We listened to their sex noises for eight hours.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I LISTENED FOR TEN! :bigass:
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
So many wank biscuits...
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Yes. Do you remember when Rick James was on the show?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Possibly! Did he say "hey, Face, you're alright, man!"?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I've always admired his ability to act, even with a woman hanging from his penis.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Mister T was in the crowd at a wrestling show a few years ago and the fans started chanting "MISTER T, MISTER T." The Corrs weren't there though, and if they had been, no one would have chanted for them.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
BRUCIE QUITS STRICTLY TO BECOME GAGH'S FULL TIME BODYGUARD? "ONLY I AM FIT TO WATCH GAGH'S BODY, ESPECIALLY IN THE SHOWER, AND ESPECIALLY FOCUSED ON HIS HOT NIPPLES, GOOD GAME GOOD GAME!" SAID BRUCIE, MASTURBATING.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
DO THE COORS CALL ON THE CRANBERRIES AND/OR THE BRENNAN SISTERS FOR BACKUP ON HEAVY CROWD DAYS AND HIGH HOLY DAYS?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
No, they don't have vocal cords anymore (KILLBOT23 removed them after Gagh said "I wish those bloody Corrs would shut up!")
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Did anyone see Gagh on Deal Or No Deal today? Bit surprising that, just when he was about to win £250,000, he said "I THINK JUST JOE IS A SORRY SON OF A BITCH!", chinned Noel Emonds and ran out of the studio.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Pity Ann Robinson isn't around anymore for him to eye-socket-rape.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Well he already did both eyes.