Game Of Thrones 4.3 'Breaker Of Chains'

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm all raped out.

 

['Gear]

I want Ilyanna to be my lawyer.

 

[Ilyanna]

well, I do love to play Devil's Advocate, so.... get me on speed-dial?

 

['Gear]

Of course. Wait, do I have to send money?

I don't know if I consent to that.

 

[Ilyanna]

If you're brave enough to place your legal matters into my hands, then the least I can do is take your case pro bono, hon.

 

['Gear]

Is my lawyer supposed to call me hon?

 

[Ilyanna]

Yes. It inspires trust and the comfortable, warm feeling that your lawyer actually cares about your well-being. It is a very common technique in the craft.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I'm glad that people are here to speak up for the poor, poor rapists.

 

[Ilyanna]

And I am even more glad that people are here who are able to comprehend what's actually being said.

 

['Gear]

Yes. It inspires trust and the comfortable, warm feeling that your lawyer actually cares about your well-being. It is a very common technique in the craft.

That makes sense. And I'm not even concerned that you refer to being my lawyer as 'craft'.

 

['Gear]

I'm glad that people are here to speak up for the poor, poor rapists.

Say what?

 

[Ilyanna]

See? It's already working...hon.

Besides, what would you rather have - a crafty lawyer, or a mere professional one?

 

[Cassie]

This thread got real weird real fast!

 

['Gear]

See? It's already working...hon.

Besides, what would you rather have - a crafty lawyer, or a mere professional one?

Excellent point. See? I knew I wanted you to be my lawyer.