'Gear, if you do not resume posting,

Ilyanna

moral imperfection
I will have to revert to drastic measures.

For starters, if you don't post within the next two days, I will tickle a small, innocent kitten until it pees and feels deeply ashamed.
 

Loktar

Pinata Whacker
And I will post pics of myself naked, dry humping farm animals.

(heck I might do that even if you do post. I think after watching the Matrix I should be able to dodge the bullets from my neighbors guns)
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Maybe if I chase Pig Princess off the boards again he'll come back?
 

I Love Cunt

Watch It
I will have to revert to drastic measures.

For starters, if you don't post within the next two days, I will tickle a small, innocent kitten until it pees and feels deeply ashamed.

This one time, I was babysitting some military kids, a boy and a girl. I drew a picture of the girl's brother, it turned out funny and she laughed so hard she peed her pants. I made a girl pee her pants while babysitting.
I am a great babysitter.
I should have posted this with the Mirah or LC account probably.
 

Loktar

Pinata Whacker
This one time, I was babysitting some military kids, a boy and a girl. I drew a picture of the girl's brother, it turned out funny and she laughed so hard she peed her pants. I made a girl pee her pants while babysitting.
I am a great babysitter.
I should have posted this with the Mirah or LC account probably.

Nice. I call my nephew princess when I babysit him. Kid is turning into a clone of his douchebag father.
 
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