I will have to revert to drastic measures.
For starters, if you don't post within the next two days, I will tickle a small, innocent kitten until it pees and feels deeply ashamed.
This one time, I was babysitting some military kids, a boy and a girl. I drew a picture of the girl's brother, it turned out funny and she laughed so hard she peed her pants. I made a girl pee her pants while babysitting.
I am a great babysitter.
I should have posted this with the Mirah or LC account probably.