Gear thinks Cakewalk is Eloisel.

[Loktar]

I think Loktar might have an extra trashcan lid he'll let you bang on if you offer him a dingdong.

Eww...no. I don't want none of Wheezy's skeezy peniseezy.

 

['Gear]

<clang> <clang> <clang>

 

[Loktar]

<clang> <clang> <clang>

<parania> <everybody is a sock> <jackisabettertrollthanmewahwahwahpwnt>

 

[NaughtE]

It's sad how you don't have a real sense of humor.

It is sad that you continue to have hope your opinions matter to me. You really should give up on that and invest your time in searching for sword-crossing facilitators. I swear, it was obvious the whole board went "ewww" collectively. Such an accomplishment. You must be proud.

 

[NaughtE]

Eww...no. I don't want none of Wheezy's skeezy peniseezy.

You need to get your skeezy peniseezy from someone who has some. Gear might be up for it if you can find a willing third party to act as the hole.

 

[Loktar]

*VOMIT*

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Gosh, where'd all the newbs come from?

 

[Loktar]

Gosh, where'd all the newbs come from?

They are all 'Gear's socks and duals lol.

 

[NaughtE]

Why does Gear need socks and duals?

 

[Loktar]

Why does Gear need socks and duals?

For the irony. He's the resident dual/sock ferret outer, don'tcha know.

 

[USUC]

They are all 'Gear's socks and duals lol.

Your head is so far up Jack's ass I imagine you can see out his throat (and therefore speak for him). Are you really a person or just a Jack alt?

 

[NaughtE]

For the irony. He's the resident dual/sock ferret outer, don'tcha know.

No, I wasn't aware. Guess that is another one of those developments in my absence. Does he get paid for that job or is he doing it for free?

 

[cakewalk]

Your head is so far up Jack's ass I imagine you can see out his throat (and therefore speak for him). Are you really a person or just a Jack alt?

I love you hard, USUC. But, my experience with Loktar has been one-on-one. Big fun, with or without jack. He's jack's mate just like Donovan is to Gear. No different.

Love you Loks!

 

[Loktar]

No, I wasn't aware. Guess that is another one of those developments in my absence. Does he get paid for that job or is he doing it for free?

Strictly pro boner.

 

[Loktar]

Your head is so far up Jack's ass I imagine you can see out his throat (and therefore speak for him). Are you really a person or just a Jack alt?

Flattery will get you everywhere.

Seriously I take it as a compliment that you would think I'm a jack dual. It means my years of master troll training are almost complete.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

They're just buddies.

 

['Gear]

I love you hard, USUC. But, my experience with Loktar has been one-on-one. Big fun, with or without jack. He's jack's mate just like Donovan is to Gear. No different.

Love you Loks!

I hope your mother gets cancer.

 

[jack]

I hope your mother gets cancer.

Good one, Gear.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

why is gear so nasty today?

 

['Gear]

I just kissed my six year old son goodnight. He's very happy about Lego set 7245 we ordered two days ago and just tracked. Should arrive tomorrow. He's so happy he almost forgot to give me a hug before he went to have my wife read to him before he goes to sleep.