Refer to yourself in the third person.
Can't you read?
Coleslaw and a pickle.
Yes I can.
Can't you follow simple instructions?
'Gear hopes that if 'Gear refers to himself in the third person the hostility he initiated and perpetuated will cease.
What do you want on your sammich?
How about some dessert?
Double fudge chocolate cheesecake brownies with white chocolate chips and macadamia nuts?
How about some dessert?
Double fudge chocolate cheesecake brownies with white chocolate chips and macadamia nuts?
Working a a vegan cheese cake, how do you think that will turn out?
The vegan cheesecake intrigues me. I am trying to eat healthier. I'd like to try that.
Keep up the pos negs. Maybe I'll reconsider your request tomorrow.
I feel like I am back in elementary watching the little boy mess with the little girl he has a crush on..
The disturbing thing is it’s my momma that the little boy is flirting with..
No torch to take up, just reminding me when I was a kid.. It's kinda spooky..
I can appreciate that because I was born fully grown. The spookines I can't do anything about. It's too close to halloween. As they say in Alaska - We must grin and bear it.
When you say the same shit it looks like your mothers pitch. Two dimentional. Limited. Small picture/small circle. I mean I understand why she tries but it isn't going to do any good.
I'll tell you the secret if you promise to keep it between you and me -
I am impossible to offend.
Give it a second...
If you tell me you are my Father, I am going to slap you..
IMPORTANT UPDATE
I don't care about any of this, and I'm looking forward to my dinner.