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'Gear?

'Gear said:
With as much as I have to offer, I'd have to call that a premature incarceration.
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Just be glad we don't lock you in Daycare with the spastic spamtard TriggerFox and the jack dancing ###### Blackfoot/Ceejay and his NAP duals, that would be pure mind torture.
 
In that case he'll be welcome at Dork Lord's badlands. (in fact, he'd be welcome there already, as far as I am concerned. He seems a decent guy and makes interesting posts)
 
'Gear said:
I'm not to sure about how this thread is shaping up. I'm starting to get a little afraid.
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Why? What kind of direction do you think this thread is going?

Pandora said:
You should be afraid, I heard rumors that "they" plan to lock you up permanently in the BadLands.
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First of all: who's 'they'? Second: the Badlands is a place where people are invited to come to when they feel like getting into mindless/mindful spam, have some sexual innuendo and/or getting a virtual fuck, or for any other reason you could think of. Freedom is a very important principle here and is respected by the mods at all times (unless you bore them or piss them off, naturally).

Besides, locking people up isn't necessary. Getting naked usually does the trick to keep people down here well enough :D
 
Yub said:
I want to punch you. IN THE FACE.

J&L, sure. But 'hummus? WTF!! EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder?
He's good for a laugh?
I haven't been sleeping well?

I even miss Falconarg, Aquehonga, and Kitty.

*braces face for impact*
 
Actually, I miss having someone to kick around.

*kicks Loktar*

It's kinda fun.

*kicks Loktar*

Maybe they should return.

*kicks Loktar*
 
I don't miss any one. Fuck those fuckers. If you are here great. If you are not here I don't care!



















*disregard any "I miss you threads I have ever made in the past.
 
eloisel said:
Ok, if it will make you feel better,
here's a kick in the nuts ...
and I'll even pinch your cake titties.
However, I will not vomit on you.
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I'm no masochist and I consider you a second(cool version of my mom) mom to me, so I'd prefer if you didn't do any of that stuff to me.

Its ok if Yub does it though as I can just chalk it up to male bonding guy stuff.
 
Loktar said:
I'm no masochist and I consider you a second(cool version of my mom) mom to me, so I'd prefer if you didn't do any of that stuff to me.

Its ok if Yub does it though as I can just chalk it up to male bonding guy stuff.
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Good, cause I didn't really like doing that. I'd just prefer to like you from a distance.
 
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