Gems from Twitter

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Oh look, the cuntbastard's broken Twitter again. But as soon as it comes back the blue tick sickos will all be tweeting, "WOW, THANKS FOR FIXING IT ELON, BEST OWNER EVER, YOU DA MAN!!!!"
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
LOL, I didn't even see this.

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Limitting "unverified accounts" (the vast majority of users) to six hundred tweets a day, that's like twenty minutes of scrolling. What an absolute fucktoilet. What a complete shiteball. What a fucking scrotalambassador.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
ALSO, why is he announcing this? He supposedly stepped down and appointed some woman to take over.

Does he keep her locked in a closet or something?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
It's either been walked back or I haven't hit the "rate limit" today.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
BREAKING NEWS


If she hadn't left the house in 30 years then I can see why this would be news but I'm assuming that isn't the case...
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Someone in R&D has a foot fetish...
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Threads doesn't let you sort by people you're following or view things in chronological order so it sounds pretty useless.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
My personal favorite so far is Spoutible, since it seems to function most closely to Twitter and isn't rocket science to figure out like Mastodon.

But Spoutible isn't taking off like other alternatives, and the rollout and debugging has been slow.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
When is the Mine Field App launching.
 
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