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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Coca Cola was originally named Cum In Cola.
 
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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
An hour later, Donner suffered chest pains and a minor stroke and was taken to a nearby hospital. An ambulance attendant was heard to say, "the poor bastard's blood pressure was so high it broke the gage!" Donner was reported to have been muttering over and over, "I was free and clear o'those little bastards... what did you do to me Steve? WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME STEEEEEEEVE?"
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Yeah, America is so fucked.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Remembering when Trump has a twitter account

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