Gems from Twitter

[Dr Dave]

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I want to go to that bank. That SPANK bank.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This is the correct way a celebrity should use Twitter.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

A mountain has just won Twitter

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[jack]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I will never. Ever. Go on a cruise ship.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG I KNOW SOMEONE WHO WAS ON THAT CRUISE -- she just posted about it on another forum...

Everything was lovely until Friday night on our way home - they sailed right into the damn storm and parked there. The waves looked like something out of Deadliest Catch. Sometime around 1 am or so we hit a monster wave, everything came crashing off the tables, our 6th floor balcony door blew open (it was latched!), lower floors got flooded, liquor bottles and glasses broke...it was just ridiculous. I had to crawl on hands and knees to push the fallen stuff out of the way while my husband fought to push the balcony door closed in 80 mph winds.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[jack]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

Mountain fight!