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Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
I want to go to that bank. That SPANK bank.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
This is the correct way a celebrity should use Twitter.

 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts

OMG I KNOW SOMEONE WHO WAS ON THAT CRUISE -- she just posted about it on another forum...
Everything was lovely until Friday night on our way home - they sailed right into the damn storm and parked there. The waves looked like something out of Deadliest Catch. Sometime around 1 am or so we hit a monster wave, everything came crashing off the tables, our 6th floor balcony door blew open (it was latched!), lower floors got flooded, liquor bottles and glasses broke...it was just ridiculous. I had to crawl on hands and knees to push the fallen stuff out of the way while my husband fought to push the balcony door closed in 80 mph winds.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
 
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