Gems from Twitter

[Cassie]

They should call her the ebola cutie instead.

 

[Cassie]

Riker Googling ‏@RikerGoogling 5h5 hours ago

trombonist or tromboner

 

[CaptainWacky]

As if Riker wouldn't know.

 

[Cassie]

that one cat ‏@miimows Nov 22

 

[Cassie]

Data Tips ‏@Data_Tips 10 Nov 2013

Data work tip: There are occasions when it is advisable to refrain from commenting.

 

[CaptainWacky]

https://twitter.com/joeveix/status/537138111168278529

 

[Cassie]

Two Broke Girls renewed for 100 seasons.

 

[CaptainWacky]

@planetjedward 8m8 minutes ago

Its about being Real on twitter as you are in Real Life! Theres no point being all gangster on twitter and then in real life having no bling

 

[Cassie]

micro p***s rodney ‏@MPRodney 1h1 hour ago

i'm thankful for cum & balls. what are you thankful for. don't @ me

 

[CaptainWacky]

https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob/status/538075578944217089

 

[Cassie]

Ball-Droid ‏@BallDroidVII Nov 28

They see me rolling, they hating

 

[Cassie]

YOU GOT THAT WRONG ‏@NotFaulty 57m57 minutes ago

Oh my god wait I forgot about this

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It needs a Darth Maul Soup Nazi.

 

[Cassie]

Jess indeedy ‏@neverjessie Dec 1

I didn't know it, but I've waited my whole life for this headline

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was it a frozen squirrel? That's all I can think of.

It needs a Darth Maul Soup Nazi.

NO MIDICHLORIANS FOR YOU (I don't know.)

 

[Cassie]

Sean McElwee ‏@SeanMcElwee 56m56 minutes ago

um.

It was probably a joke, but IGLOO AUSTRALIA is funny anyway.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't really get what Igloo Australia is and why so many people want to rape her.

 

[Cassie]

It's because she's so fancy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Her ass doesn't look real.

 

[Cassie]

InfoSec Taylor Swift ‏@SwiftOnSecurity 18m18 minutes ago

It's BuzzFeed's first time at the Internet rodeo.