Gems from Twitter

[Cassie]

Riker Googling ‏@RikerGoogling 24m24 minutes ago

post transporter erections

 

[CaptainWacky]

If just one atom was out of place you'd never be able to get an erection again.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Miles O'Brien probably made an Enterprise Post Transport Erection of the Day thread somewhere.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Has anyone posted this yet? https://twitter.com/Stuffonmyballs NSFW okay? srsly it's literally stuff on human balls.

The balls have been SUSPENDED!

 

[Cassie]

NOOOOOO!!! They were innocent balls just trying to have some fun.

 

[Dr Dave]

Riker Googling ‏@RikerGoogling 24m24 minutes ago

post transporter erections

That's better then transporter psychosis!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I bet Barclay used to wank during transport once he got over his fear.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"I'm showing additional matter in the transporter buffer..."

 

[Cassie]

I have no idea if you can hotlink images from twitter BUT I'M GOING TO TRY

The link in case it doesn't post the image http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/imgcache/11735.imgcache.jpg

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I SEE IT I SEE IT

 

[Cassie]

I just discovered this twitter acct https://twitter.com/PornComnents

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Has anyone mentioned https://mobile.twitter.com/HoldThisBeer

GIFs of idiots, really.

 

[Dr Dave]

Eric Decker asks fans why they love the Jets; sadness, hilarity ensues - CBSSports.com

 

[CaptainWacky]

I keep looking for beers in the "hold the beers" ones...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Eric Decker asks fans why they love the Jets; sadness, hilarity ensues - CBSSports.com

My sister would laugh out loud at that -- and then begin to weep uncontrollably.

 

[CaptainWacky]

https://twitter.com/danbarker/status/528963278819831808

 

[Dr Dave]

My sister would laugh out loud at that -- and then begin to weep uncontrollably.

Do JETS fans stock up on booz and tissues?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Do JETS fans stock up on booz and tissues?

 

[Cassie]

birdsrightsactivist ‏@ProBirdRights 1h1 hour ago

When I say "all squirrel smelly liars and should be banish to the very farthest outerspace," it actually about ethic in game journalism

 

[Cassie]

Jennifer Ouellette ‏@JenLucPiquant 3h3 hours ago

Physics students calculated that impact of being rescued by the Flash is more damaging than being hit by a car. A2_1 The Flash: Hero or Villain? | Checklin | Physics Special Topics …

(from the article)

A2_1 The Flash: Hero or Villain?
Chris Checklin, Robert Miller, James Anthony Farrow, Jeremy Hue

Abstract

The CW Television Network’s show ‘The Flash’ depicts the titular character rescuing a cyclist from being hit by a car. This paper discusses whether the act of being saved by The Flash is in fact more damaging than being struck by a car. The results suggest that The Flash can be a hero but will have to alter either his speed or his method to lessen the impact on the victim.