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Why don't you bring those nuts over here big boy... lol

The person behind that account needs to join the MF. BIGTIME.
 
@RyanCartwright 20m

Hate that sad look women get when they meet me and remember they're married :(
 
Is she kissing another girl there...
 
That was little Paul Steinbeck, I can't remember what happened to him on the show, but his father was the evil wealthy business man.
 
Pat Rothfuss @PatrickRothfuss · 8h

If you scream at me about needing book three because you have cancer, then say you were joking, I will block you. Get a fucking grip people.
 
I saw that too and thought the same thing!
 
"Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog... Well, replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son'."

(Everything makes me think of Simpsons quotes.)
 
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He's been doin it since he were a nipper! He's got their cards marked!
 
New series must be starting soon though, RIGHT?
 
So either this is a real 4 year old, and her parents just tweet what she says, or she's not real and someone is pretending to be a 4yr old. WHO KNOWS? https://twitter.com/MaxTheTiger

I liked this tweet tho


Max The Tiger @MaxTheTiger · May 20

"I'm not alive, I'm just your imagination" then whispering, "In the end you tell me I am alive."

AND THIS ONE


Max The Tiger @MaxTheTiger · Mar 9

I'm pretending I can see through your head and your brains are made of plastic and they run on batteries. The batteries are charged by love.
 
Cassie said:
So either this is a real 4 year old, and her parents just tweet what she says, or she's not real and someone is pretending to be a 4yr old. WHO KNOWS? https://twitter.com/MaxTheTiger

I liked this tweet tho


Max The Tiger @MaxTheTiger · May 20

"I'm not alive, I'm just your imagination" then whispering, "In the end you tell me I am alive."

AND THIS ONE


Max The Tiger @MaxTheTiger · Mar 9

I'm pretending I can see through your head and your brains are made of plastic and they run on batteries. The batteries are charged by love.
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Is it Sally Draper.
 
That makes me feel human emotions.
 
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