CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Everyone else on the plane was IN ON the conspiracy and Obama gave them PLANE CRASH PROOF UNDERWEAR so they wouldn't die. 
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Stephen Fry @stephenfry 6m
Sometimes you have a poo that’s just so damned good you want the whole world to know it.
Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker 1m
@stephenfry Pics or it didn't happen.
Sometimes you have a poo that’s just so damned good you want the whole world to know it.
Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker 1m
@stephenfry Pics or it didn't happen.
Picard Tips @PicardTips Jan 13
Picard programming tip: Don't be fooled. Machines have feelings.
Really the WHOLE THING https://twitter.com/PicardTips
Picard programming tip: Don't be fooled. Machines have feelings.
Really the WHOLE THING https://twitter.com/PicardTips
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
He's become really, REALLY playful since he's been hanging out with Ian McKellan every day for a year. HMMMMMMM?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Then again, he's had a voice role on American Dad for almost a decade too, so there's that.
(ALTHOUGH -- he's only been in 57 of 163 episodes so maybe he doesn't have to get that chummy with the help)
(ALTHOUGH -- he's only been in 57 of 163 episodes so maybe he doesn't have to get that chummy with the help)
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Picard Tips @PicardTips 3h
Picard management tip: As soon as you find out that a person is truly toxic, get them the hell off your ship.
OUCH DIVORCED MAN TALKING.
Picard management tip: As soon as you find out that a person is truly toxic, get them the hell off your ship.
OUCH DIVORCED MAN TALKING.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I'm pretty sure it's not actually Patrick Stewart running that account.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
BUT I WANT IT TO BE.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
How to best take my seat when I arrive at the office? Climb over it, swing it 180 degrees and sit on it backwards, or dispense with sitting and merely hitch a foot up on it with my flaccid arm dangling before my nethers?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
DON'T FORGET THE SHIRT TUG WHEN YOU GET BACK UP.
https://twitter.com/TinyTNG - Star Trek action figures in action!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I saw that on the TNG Fashion tumblr. 
