Gems from Twitter

[CaptainWacky]

Everyone else on the plane was IN ON the conspiracy and Obama gave them PLANE CRASH PROOF UNDERWEAR so they wouldn't die. :rwmad:

 

[CaptainWacky]

Stephen Fry ‏@stephenfry 6m

Sometimes you have a poo that’s just so damned good you want the whole world to know it.

Charlie Brooker ‏@charltonbrooker 1m

@stephenfry Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Cassie]

lol, I just read that on Twitter.

 

[Cassie]

Picard Tips ‏@PicardTips Jan 13
Picard programming tip: Don't be fooled. Machines have feelings.

Really the WHOLE THING https://twitter.com/PicardTips

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's become really, REALLY playful since he's been hanging out with Ian McKellan every day for a year. HMMMMMMM?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Then again, he's had a voice role on American Dad for almost a decade too, so there's that.

(ALTHOUGH -- he's only been in 57 of 163 episodes so maybe he doesn't have to get that chummy with the help)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Picard Tips ‏@PicardTips 3h
Picard management tip: As soon as you find out that a person is truly toxic, get them the hell off your ship.

OUCH DIVORCED MAN TALKING.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm pretty sure it's not actually Patrick Stewart running that account.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BUT I WANT IT TO BE.

 

[Cassie]

There are Riker tips too. WE ALL WANT RIKER'S TIP.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

How to best take my seat when I arrive at the office? Climb over it, swing it 180 degrees and sit on it backwards, or dispense with sitting and merely hitch a foot up on it with my flaccid arm dangling before my nethers?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DON'T FORGET THE SHIRT TUG WHEN YOU GET BACK UP.

 

[Cassie]

https://twitter.com/TinyTNG - Star Trek action figures in action!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I saw that on the TNG Fashion tumblr.

 

[Cassie]

ME TOO! lol

 

[headvoid]

 

[jack]

She's not even german, lol

 

[headvoid]

If you don't follow @CrapTaxidermy I am not sure we can be friends.

Meth? not even once...

 

[Cassie]

OMG the catbird!

 

[headvoid]

Its the comments that really crack me up.

Did you see the sexy squirrel one? *tears*