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Everyone else on the plane was IN ON the conspiracy and Obama gave them PLANE CRASH PROOF UNDERWEAR so they wouldn't die. :rwmad:
 
Stephen Fry ‏@stephenfry 6m

Sometimes you have a poo that’s just so damned good you want the whole world to know it.

Charlie Brooker ‏@charltonbrooker 1m

@stephenfry Pics or it didn't happen.
 
lol, I just read that on Twitter.
 
Picard Tips ‏@PicardTips Jan 13
Picard programming tip: Don't be fooled. Machines have feelings.

Really the WHOLE THING https://twitter.com/PicardTips
 
He's become really, REALLY playful since he's been hanging out with Ian McKellan every day for a year. HMMMMMMM?
 
Then again, he's had a voice role on American Dad for almost a decade too, so there's that.

(ALTHOUGH -- he's only been in 57 of 163 episodes so maybe he doesn't have to get that chummy with the help)
 
Picard Tips ‏@PicardTips 3h
Picard management tip: As soon as you find out that a person is truly toxic, get them the hell off your ship.

OUCH DIVORCED MAN TALKING.
 
I'm pretty sure it's not actually Patrick Stewart running that account.
 
There are Riker tips too. WE ALL WANT RIKER'S TIP.
 
How to best take my seat when I arrive at the office? Climb over it, swing it 180 degrees and sit on it backwards, or dispense with sitting and merely hitch a foot up on it with my flaccid arm dangling before my nethers?
 
DON'T FORGET THE SHIRT TUG WHEN YOU GET BACK UP.
 
I saw that on the TNG Fashion tumblr. :)
 
ME TOO! lol
 
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She's not even german, lol
 
If you don't follow @CrapTaxidermy I am not sure we can be friends.

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Meth? not even once...
 
OMG the catbird!
 
Its the comments that really crack me up.

Did you see the sexy squirrel one? *tears*
 
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